What my work day feels like.
What I like is what you get!
The jokesters at Someecards have created a series of brutally honest job titles to restore order to a world gone mad with euphemism. Each entry stares deep into the soul of a modern job title and reduces it down to the main task for which its bearer is responsible.
Most of us are aware of what happens to the body when we exercise. We build more muscle or more stamina. We feel how daily activities like climbing stairs becomes easier if we exercise regularly. When it comes to our brain and mood though, the connection isn’t so clear.
Trigger Warning: Vacuum Cleaner
Trigger Warning: Something On the Wall Only You Can See
Trigger Warning: One In 75 Cars
Trigger Warning: Your Human Is Wearing a Knit Hat
Trigger Warning: That Golden Retriever That Lives Two Houses Down
Trigger Warning: A Bag of Skittles Falling On the Floor
Trigger Warning: This Sweater Smells Weird and Reminds You of Another Trigger
Trigger Warning: Gravity Exists
The Most Powerful Sales Tool at Lowe’s: Satellites
Lowe’s said on Wednesday that it has been gauging traffic at its almost 1,900 stores from space, scanning satellite images of its parking lots to find out how many shoppers it can expect at every hour of every day. It has also started syncing its parking lot observations with actual transaction counts to see how many people drove away without making a purchase.
Full Story: Business Week